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St. Patrick’s Day. Where everyone is Irish. Even Batman.
The streets of Gotham were littered with the remains of the festivities. Green plastic hats, ‘Kiss me I’m Irish’ buttons, and so much green beer. One hero brave enough to cut through the clutter stood at the end of the block. All who saw him gaped in awe. He stepped confidently over pools of green beer and prone bodies. On this day, at this moment, he was the hero he deserved to be: Irish Batman!
Instead of my standard diatribe against Valentine’s Day, I’ve decided to embrace the spirit of the holiday and offer the following selection of pop culture Valentine’s day messages to all my readers. Enjoy!
I’ve written about St. Valentine’s Day a lot in my life. Something about this day sticks in my craw. I’m a romantic but like New Year’s Eve, every Valentine’s Day I’ve tried to make special usually fell flat. The expectations of certain events are difficult to meet and exceed. I really do think of myself as romantic, but I’m also very closed and cautious. Romantic gestures can also turn into really cheeseball moves if the person on the receiving end isn’t on the same level.
This year instead of just pushing cynicism, I’m doing something different and fighting the banality I hate about Valentine’s Day. Think outside the box regarding what you do with your loved one on the 14th. What I’m going to suggest is play a game. The following are games perfect for two people to learn and play together. Some are quick, some are strategic, some are luck based, and some will end in flipped tables and angry words, but this is Valentine’s Day, that was bound to happen to someone anyway. Sorry, I just can’t keep my cynicism at bay.
Instead of Seven Deadly Sins, this year, you get Seven Fun Games For Two People. See? I’m capable of change!
I don’t like being sick. Being sick means I still have to do all the normal things I am supposed to do but at diminished capacity. As a single person, if I want chicken noodle soup, I need to make it myself. As a sick person, making soup is the last thing I want to do.
We’ve reached the end of ideas. This was the apocalypse the Mayans were talking about. No reason to keep a calendar if nothing new is ever going to be created beyond this point. It is time to declare Creativity Bankruptcy.
What is motivation season? It is that time of year we find a reason to do the things we know we need to do. Winter is a hard time for me and many like me to get motivated. Holiday parties, Christmas shopping, cooking, and the everyday chores all require energy and effort. Now add in simple things like getting motivated to get out of bed on those cold winter mornings! Yikes!